Your Cat's Just Not That Into You: What Part Of Meow Don't You Understand?

Aloof. Haughty. Disdainful. Withholding. Moody. Petulant. Imperious. Sound like anyone you know? It does if you own a cat. And while youve probably made hundreds of excuses about why your cats this way, the sad fact isyour cats just not that into you. Dont despair. Its not you. Its your cat. Cats invented not being into you. Richard Smith is here to explain, and help. Forlorn cat owners everywhere will see themselves in this bookin the I Guess Her Mind Is on Other Things excuse. In the Maybe She Needs Her Own Space excuse. In the Maybe He Didnt Recognize Me in My New Hawaiian Shirt excuse. Theyll educate themselves about feline indifference through the Know Thy Kitty Quizzes. Test their cats I.Q. Take the Schnapps-Porsche Well-Adjusted Cat Owner Analysis. Discover Ten Ways to Suck Up to Your Cat, including #2: leave affectionate Post-its in her kitty litter. In the tradition of All I Need to Know I Learned from My Cat (1.7 million copies in print), Klibans Cat (985,000 copies in print), and even New York Timesbestseller Bad Cat (487,000 copies in print), Your Cat's Just Not That Into You is utterly loopy and yet dead-on wisethis is, after all, from the author of the classic Dieters Guide to Weight Loss During Sex. Its filled with insights into the interior life of the worlds most maddeningly mysterious animal, and into the damaged psyches of cat lovers who are so often given to wonder: Am I my cats punk?

Softcover. English. Workman Publishing Company. 2005. ISBN: 9781892597380. 112 pp. Fair/good. Book No: 52064